Title Theme to the Neil Simon film, starring Frank Sinatra
Words by Sammy Cahn
A Mickey McBride Arrangement
Refrain
MAKE LIKE A MISTER MILQUETOAST AND YOU'LL GET SHUT OUT,
MAKE LIKE A MISTER MEEK AND YOU'LL GET CUT OUT,
MAKE LIKE A LITTLE LAMB AND WHAM! YOU'RE SHORN,
I TELL YOU, CHUM, IT'S TIME TO COME ... BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
MAKE LIKE A MISTER MUMBLES AND YOU'RE A ZERO,
MAKE LIKE A MISTER BIG, THEY DIG A HERO,
YOU'VE GOT TO SOUND YOUR "A"... THE DAY YOU'RE BORN,
I TELL YOU, CHUM, IT'S TIME TO COME ... BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
THE TALLER THE TREE IS,
THE SWEETER THE PEACH,
I'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE "MAGILLA"
IN A ONE WORD SPEECH, "REACH!"
MAKE LIKE THE WORLD'S YOUR PUDDING, BUT LIGHT THE BRANDY,
EVEN THE MILDEST KISS IS DAN - DAN - DANDY,
THERE'LL BE NO LOVE IN BLOOM COME DOOMSDAY MORN,
I TELL YOU, CHUM, IT'S TIME TO COME ... BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
MAKE LIKE A MISTER MILQUETOAST AND YOU'LL GET SHUT OUT,
MAKE LIKE A MISTER MEEK AND YOU'LL GET CUT OUT,
MAKE LIKE A LITTLE LAMB AND WHAM! YOU'RE SHORN,
I TELL YOU, CHUM, IT'S TIME TO COME ... BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
MAKE LIKE A MISTER MUMBLES AND YOU'RE A ZERO,
MAKE LIKE A MISTER BIG, THEY DIG A HERO,
YOU'VE GOT TO SOUND YOUR "A"... THE DAY YOU'RE BORN,
I TELL YOU, CHUM, IT'S TIME TO COME ... BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
IN CIVILIZED JUNGLES,
THE FEMALES ADORE....
THE LIONS WHO COME ON SWINGIN',
IF YOU WANNA SCORE, "ROAR!"
YOU CAN BE EITHER READ TO OR BE THE READER,
YOU CAN BE EITHER LED OR BE THE LEADER,
DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE TOLD YOU'RE OLD AND WORN,
TAKE IN SOME AIR AND GET YOUR LIPS PUCKERED,
BEFORE YOU FIND YOU'RE SIMPLY TOO TUCKERED,
I TELL YOU, CHUM, IT'S TIME TO COME ... BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
Tag
COME ON AND BLOW YOUR HORN!!!!
(who didn't do such a bad job with the song either!)
COME BLOW YOUR HORN
Music by James Van Heusen
Drop me an "E" any time.
Be sure to mention this song title.
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